Imagine expecting a night of sexual chocolate, but you end up spending it with Mark Henry instead.
Well, that’s what happened to this one chick, who was expecting a night of “intense pleasure” but ended up at a Monday Night Raw.
I don’t know about you, but this sounds like a night of intense pleasure if you ask me. I can’t think of many ways to spend a night that tops watching Gunther, Seth Rollins, CM Punk, and Jey Uso perform live. Those guys can satisfy her in ways her boyfriend can’t. Sex can happen anywhere at any time, but Monday Night Raw? That only comes to town once or twice a year, baby.
Besides, if you can do something that a woman is going to remember forever, then you won.
This guy is playing the long game, fellas.
Look, I’m really rooting for this couple. I hope they spend the rest of their Monday’s watching ‘Raw’ and looking up Stone Cold Steve Austin clips on YouTube.
But seriously, this is like a Nicholas Sparks love story come to life. A man of sheer discipline and culture meeting a woman who is ready to rumble. A man who won’t let anything get in his way of acknowledging Roman Reigns in person, not even raw sex. The story writes itself.
Hopefully, the guy was able to have his cake and eat it too.
